February 2012
255 posts
Anonymous asked: Have you heard of Platform 9 and 3/4? Well, I can think of something else with the exact same measurements.
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OOC: Alright, so this side-blog will probably be...
simply because my main RP blog is doing so well, and It’s a hassle to log in and out of them to respond to my lovely followers!
I am almost positive everyone from this RP blog is following me on my new one, but I’ll leave this post up for …let’s say 3 days before I decide to de-activate it so you have a chance to find my other one.
www.king-of-napoleon-crime.tumblr.com
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OOC
so I feel kind of bad for not being on this side blog as much as my other RP…so if you follow me here, you can always follow me on my main RP
www.king-of-napoleon-crime.tumblr.com
it’s basically the same as this one, but the going back and forth between my blog and the rp on this side one is difficult and get’s a bit messed up sometimes..
I will still use this obviously, but...
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
rileyevans:
I don’t know? Oh! How about you tell me a story now?
A story…hmm.. well … I am the story teller…but I don’t know the type of story you’d want to hear…
Any kind of story, I’m not feeling very picky.
Well, I have loads of them…I’m sure you’ve heard the one about Sir Boast A Lot?
Hmm…everyone seems to have heard that...
--OOC --
I’ll be back on more during the day tomorrow …had to work today…blah 6 hour shift of non-stop work…it was intense. now time to pass out at my usual 3am hour and I’ll be back sometime in the afternoon! =D
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kingofnapoleoncrime:
sniperinyourwindow:
*Seb pulls his finger back from Jim’s mouth* Tut tut. Naughty sir. *Seb stands up and stares down at Jim*
/ He smiles and watches the man stand before him./ And what are you going to do about it? / he whispered looking down briefly, then…
/ Baffled at his sudden behavior Jim sits on the floor, his pants unbuttoned and his shoes strewn across...
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
sniperinyourwindow:
*pulls back from Jim for a breath* You can be so docile and quiet. *Seb traces his finger over Jim’s lower lip* And yet, at the same time, so cunning and devious.
/ he bites down on Sebs finger, harder than he had anticipated, and giggles maniacally/ Chaos...personified. / He rolls his neck a bit / You never know what you’re...
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
/ Letting out a slight whimper, his muscles flinch ever so slightly as he reveled in the light and agonizingly slow tracing of his inseam, met with the familiar taste of the soldier’s mouth./
*pulls back from Jim for a breath* You can be so docile and quiet. *Seb traces his finger over Jim’s lower lip* And yet, at the same time, so cunning and...
First person in my ask box gets Complete Ownership...
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
rileyevans:
- Riley rolled her eyes at him and sighed. She was definitely supporting a nice buzz at this point. -
You’re no fun.
Oh? What do you consider to be fun then?
I don’t know? Oh! How about you tell me a story now?
A story…hmm.. well … I am the story teller…but I don’t know the type of story you’d want to...
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king-of-napoleon-crime:
sniperinyourwindow:
Right where you should be. *smirks and leans down to begin removing Jim’s shoes*
/ Jim watches him with curiosity as Sebs removes his shoes. With the first shoe, Jim could tell that Sebs was being careful, he even untied the laces, but he…
/ Letting out a slight whimper, his muscles flinch ever so slightly as he reveled in the light and...
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
rileyevans:
Well thanks, I suppose- oh, and I’m not drinking! It was a sip, and I earned it.
- Riley said with a nod. -
You want some, you should have to earn it.
No..no I shouldn’t it is mine after all… - looks around - unless we’ve suddenly transported to one of your flats…no ? Well then - stands up and grabs the bottle and goes back to his seat...
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rileyevans:
king-of-napoleon-crime:
rileyevans:
Well…it’s not really a yes or a no sort of situation. He got selfish, and stupid, and sloppy, and of course they started watching him. After he realized he was going to get busted, he decided, rather than go to prison, he’d frame me- although, I guess it’s not really framing me if I was in on it with him, but whatever…
- She waved her hand...
The Brandy has gone straight to my head...
king-of-napoleon-crime:
This consulting criminal will see you all in the morning…
OOC & IC.
== OOC ==
off to bed…
didn’t get anything accomplished tonight after getting back…but im perfectly okay with that…
I’ll respond to all of you tomorrow! =D night!
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
rileyevans:
- Riley nodded a little, and added after a moment. -
You live an odd life, you know that?
What can I say? I’m an odd guy
Which isn’t a bad thing, I’m just trying to figure you out.
Oh don’t waste your time…no one will ever figure me out…honey, I haven’t even got myself figured out…/ shakes head amusedly /
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
rileyevans:
So if you don’t pay Irene, what’s she get out of it?
- Riley raised an eyebrow at him curiously. -
Apparently she thinks she can dominate me —-very interesting concept really —I doubt it can actually happen…
- Riley nodded a little, and added after a moment. -
You live an odd life, you know that?
What can I say? I’m an odd guy
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
sniperinyourwindow:
*shudders at the touch* Do you want your tiger to fight you.. or are you trying to break his bad habits?
/ applies more force to the bruised and battered areas and replies smoothly / Haven’t decided yet…maybe a bit of both /chuckles softly /
*hisses at the pressure on the deep bruises, trying to hold himself still, Seb grasps...
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
rileyevans:
Oh, no. Not really. I just think it’s amusing. It’s not often you find a man who’s not just willing to pay someone for sex when he could get it free, but wants to…I don’t know, it’s funny.
You seem to think I would have to pay…I don’t have to pay for anything anymore darling.
So if you don’t pay Irene, what’s she get out of it?
- Riley...
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
/ closes the distance between them and begins to circle Sebastian / Well…that’s what I’m hoping for really…/ he purrs into his ear while running his hand lightly in an up and down motion on Sebastian’s back, pressing harder as he reached bruises or cuts/
*shudders at the touch* Do you want your tiger to fight you.. or are you trying to break his bad...
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cherryblossomgirl23:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
sniperinyourwindow:
*glances up and locks eyes with Jim* Of course that’s how it works. You know they did kick me out of the army. I was never good at following my commanding officer’s orders. *licks his bruised lower lip* I tend to only listen when I think that…
/ closes the distance between them and begins to circle Sebastian / Well…that’s what...
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
/ his mouth twitched upwards a little / Oh is that how it works? / feigns an interested tone / And when is it in your best interest soldier?
*glances up and locks eyes with Jim* Of course that’s how it works. You know they did kick me out of the army. I was never good at following my commanding officer’s orders. *licks his bruised lower lip* I tend...
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
rileyevans:
Oh, you make it out like I asked you to marry me, sweetie. Relax a little. Besides, I should be the offended one here. Basically what you just told me is you’d rather pay someone for sex, than sleep with me.
- She joked. Letting the or man part go. She could tell that was something completely different. -
Even theoretically speaking, that hurts...
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
rileyevans:
And I’m just being sarcastic, sweetie. But really let’s be honest, look at me. I’m gorgeous.
You should be disappointed.
Alright, you’re attractive I’ll give you that… but when I have Irene Adler breathing (mostly metaphorically) in my ear, which woman do you think I’ll choose? I can have anyone I want in this world love, why settle for just...
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kingofnapoleoncrime:
sniperinyourwindow:
*eyes Jim’s half-nakedness* Oh really sir? And how exactly is that going to work?
/ takes a few steps closer / Well, Sebastian…if you want to hear my plan, you’re going to be a good little boy and do as I say / raises his shoulders in a…
/ his mouth twitched upwards a little / Oh is that how it works? / feigns an interested tone / And when is...
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
/ He turned his head, still grinning / Yes—- I am / turns around, only wearing his undershirt, pants, and shoes/
*eyes Jim’s half-nakedness* Oh really sir? And how exactly is that going to work?
/ takes a few steps closer / Well, Sebastian…if you want to hear my plan, you’re going to be a good little boy and do as I say / raises his...
Send me the sign and I will do it.
æ: Post a picture of yourself.
✌: Share a childhood memory.
♡: Make a confession.
❁: Share one of your insecurities.
✓: Share something about yourself others might think is weird.
☹: Share a turn off.
☀: Share a turn on.
♬: Share a song that takes you to a certain memory in the past.
♧: Share the story of something that makes you smile.
☆: Share one thing you think about before you go to bed at night.
☮: Share a relationship story
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kingofnapoleoncrime:
sniperinyourwindow:
*continues to smile at Jim, wolfishly* Never, sir. It’s a wonder I ever made it in the military.
It is a wonder indeed / Jim begins to remove his bloody layers / I suppose someone will have to teach them to you before you get into too much…
/ He turned his head, still grinning / Yes—- I am / turns around, only wearing his undershirt,...
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rileyevans:
king-of-napoleon-crime:
rileyevans:
Then it looks like you don’t have anything to worry about, do you? Try not to be too disappointed.
Why would I be disappointed? Do you think I care if you want to flirt with me? Don’t be ordinary now…I’m just toying with you you know. / rolls eyes / women.
And I’m just being sarcastic, sweetie. But really let’s be honest, look at me. I’m...
sniperinyourwindow:
king-of-napoleon-crime:
You’ll have to pay for that Sebs, / He glares up at him / You’re always getting my things dirty…/ shakes his head / didn’t anyone ever teach you any proper manners?
*continues to smile at Jim, wolfishly* Never, sir. It’s a wonder I ever made it in the military.
It is a wonder indeed / Jim begins to remove his bloody layers / I suppose someone...
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
sniperinyourwindow:
*Seb leans down and nuzzles his nose against Jim’s right ear* A good soldier knows when to defer to the expertise of his commanding officer, sir.
Oh, a good soldier hmm? And where could I find one of those? / tilts his head slightly to the side grinning /
No idea *Seb growls in Jim’s ear*
/ Jim swallowed audibly, a chill...
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
sniperinyourwindow:
I would never presume to teach you anything, sir. *grins and pulls Jim closer to his abused body*
/ Jim’s body tensed at the close proximity of Sebastian and he purred into his ear / Like you could even try to teach me soldier. / Jim watched as Sebastian contemplated his next move/
*Seb leans down and nuzzles his nose against...
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
/ his smile spreads as the man wraps his arms around him and he raises his eyebrows / And what…you think you’re going to teach me a lesson hm? / egging him on a bit/
I would never presume to teach you anything, sir. *grins and pulls Jim closer to his abused body*
/ Jim’s body tensed at the close proximity of Sebastian and he purred into his...
* yawns *
Blinks sleepily, another long night of insomnia has left me feeling quite drowsy
OOC: I’ve got to dash to class, but I’ll be on here quite a bit much later (late afternoon) I have errands to run and a life to get to…oh yes..I had forgotten about that….
Feel free to flood my inbox though, I would love to come back to something like that
==OOC==
I’m off to bed…well after reading this piece of shit article -_-
3 Am we need to stop meeting like this…
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
Sometimes it is possible…especially with the encouragement of a few drinks and the inspiration of boredom…/ sighs /glad you’re enjoying it
Oh, sweetie, if our roles were reversed, you’d be enjoying it too.
- She smiled and looked him over. -
I’m just glad I didn’t really flirt with you then, would’ve been embarrassing.
oh? this isn’t you really...
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
Am I now?
well then…
You don’t seem like someone who would get flustered like this.
Sometimes it is possible…especially with the encouragement of a few drinks and the inspiration of boredom…/ sighs /glad you’re enjoying it
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
/ clears throat / well…this is …a bit awkward
Well, for you maybe, but I’m enjoying this a little bit.
You’re cute when you’re awkward.
Am I now?
well then…
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kingofnapoleoncrime:
sniperinyourwindow:
*stares at Jim for a beat then cracks a devious smile* If you had wanted me on my knees, all you had to do was ask.
/ that same smile spreads to Jim’s lips / But where’s the fun in that? —why would I ask when I can -make- you do it instead?
/ his smile spreads as the man wraps his arms around him and he raises his eyebrows / And what…you think...
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
Oh …erm..well, now that’s a different story altogether / slightly smiles /
Ooooh, is it now?
- She grins a little. -
Interesting.
/ clears throat / well…this is …a bit awkward
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
If you’re offering to fill in, by all means. / shrugs / There have been worse attempts to fill in for my Sebs. / smiles/ but ya, you’ll do
I think that was meant as a compliment, so I’ll take it.
- She smiles. -
What do you and Sebby usually do? Or I should say what does Sebby normally do to keep you occupied?
Oh …erm..well, now that’s a...
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
/ He turns on his heel/ Just putting you in place soldier. How could I —the shorter, smaller, employer make you fall to your knees with just a simple hit? Anyone with any amount of training would tear through you without blinking an eye Sebs. /stood arms crossed watching the man struggle/
*stares at Jim for a beat then cracks a devious smile* If you...
theladyofbakerstreet started following you
theladyofbakerstreet:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
theladyofbakerstreet:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
well this is new…
Charming as ever, I see.
So, what brings you ‘round here then? Miss me? / smiles/
Very funny. Bad luck is a closer answer, Jim. I’ve got my own version of you to deal with as it is, and I doubt Jess is keen on sharing anything she likes to think of as hers.
Sounds - lovely -...
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kingofnapoleoncrime:
sniperinyourwindow:
*quickly scowls and narrows his eyes at Jim* M’not weak. Can still hold my own. *Seb insists, wary of his employer*
Oh? /holds his hands up and says /oh, excuse me, I guess I’m mistaken…/ turns to walk away, but instead jabs Sebastian in the…
/ He turns on his heel/ Just putting you in place soldier. How could I —the shorter, smaller,...
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
rileyevans:
You get bored too quickly. You’re like a little kid. What do you normally do all day?
Usually I do whatever I damn well please. Usually Sebastian is around as well..he’s run off somewhere though.
Ah, so basically I’m filling in for him until he gets back, is that it?
- Riley grinned at him, and actually downed the last few sips of his drink....
theladyofbakerstreet started following you
theladyofbakerstreet:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
well this is new…
Charming as ever, I see.
So, what brings you ‘round here then? Miss me? / smiles/
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
sniperinyourwindow:
*shrugs and winces slightly at the movement, the alcohol working to numb his senses* I’ve had worse. *he grins, lopsidedly from the bruising on his face*
Oh what are we going to do with you? You can’t be much good protecting anything in your state / he pushes himself gracefully from the counter and towards him to inspect the...
theladyofbakerstreet started following you
well this is new…
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rileyevans:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
rileyevans:
That still doesn’t make it fair.
Well then, you had better suggest something to do, and quickly. I am growing ever so bored
You get bored too quickly. You’re like a little kid. What do you normally do all day?
Usually I do whatever I damn well please. Usually Sebastian is around as well..he’s run off somewhere though.
sniperinyourwindow:
kingofnapoleoncrime:
I don’t know you tell me / grins / Should we get you fixed up? / looking him up and down/ or did you want to display your battle wounds?
*shrugs and winces slightly at the movement, the alcohol working to numb his senses* I’ve had worse. *he grins, lopsidedly from the bruising on his face*
Oh what are we going to do with you? You can’t be...